My Roots

I feel that my Napoleon traits have been coming out more and more as I get older. I am getting more socially awkward and its frustrating me. For example, last week I was going to a visiting teaching appointment and the girl called and canceled it. She just got a new puppy and we were excited to see it. We rescheduled the appointment at the end of the conversation I said,

"Keep that puppy a puppy, we don't want to see a full grown dog next week."

What on earth? She is one of my good friends so I apologized to her today and we laughed and laughed. My companion and I also laughed and laughed and I deemed it the dumbest thing I have ever said.

Here is a runner up sorry if it's too much information. Tonight I took one of my best friends home to her apt and hung out there for a while. My excuse to leave was this:

"Well I'd better get home because I need to use the bathroom."

She looked at me and laughed and then I realized what I had said! I am so retarded! So through my laughter I asked if I could use her bathroom and I was on my merry way.