Our governor has not appeared in any movies.
I'm not within North Koreas nuke range.
I measure distance in hours.
I know several people who have hit a deer more then once.
I often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day and back again.
I can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
I see people wearing camouflage at a social events.
I have security lights on my house and garage and leave both unlocked.
My halloween costume fits over or under my puffy coat.
Driving is better in winter because pot holes are filed with snow.
I know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
own south means Utah or Nevada.
I have jumper cables in my car and know how to use them.
I find 0 degrees "a little chilly".
Its a madatory tradition to hike the hill behind the highschool and toiletpaper your class year onto the sagebrush.
I only wear "smith" sunglasses.
I can name everyone I have or will graduate with.
I lose all sense of direction when you lose sight of the mountains.
I've snowboarded in a t-shirt and shoveled snow in shorts.
I've had a lengthy telephone conversations with someone who dialed the wrong number.
I can go out at midnight, AND, I can walk down the street. ANY street that is, without being robbed by kids with guns.
Cali girls are NOT hotter than ours... In fact, they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
