Tuesday, January 07, 2014

How to Cure a Broken Heart

1. Get really angry.
2. Resist whatever comes to your mind.
3. Lay in bed and cry a little or a lot.
4. Tear out of bed and immediately start grooming yourself. Wax, pluck, manicure.
5. Take some Xanax.
6. Watch movies about Jesus on the Mormon Channel.
7. Wake up early and try to look hot.
8. Start blogging again.

4 comments:

BB said...

I am curious about the broken heart part...but I especially like steps 4, 5 and 7 :-)

BB said...

I am curious about the broken heart part ... but I especially like steps 4, 5 and 7.

Unknown said...

Love this!!!! You're spot on :)

Unknown said...

Love this!!!!! You're spot on :)